Cris Cross Joke
What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty retail stores.
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with a Vietnamese?
Nothing. There are some things even a Vietnamese won't do.
Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: An fucking know it all.
What do you get when you cross a redneck with a gorilla?
A dumb gorilla.
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite.
What do you get when you cross a Karate expert with a pig?
Pork chops!
Q: What do you get when you cross a monster and a pig?
A: Frankenswine!
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken with a ghost?
A: A poultry-geist!
What do you get when you cross a hamburgers and a KKK picnic?
Hot cross buns.
What do you get when you cross a roller skater and a rocking chair?
Rock & roll!
What do you get when you cross a were-wolf with a drip-dry suit?
A wash-and-werewolf.
What do you get when you cross Batman & Robin with a steamroller?
Flatman & Ribbon!
What do you get when you cross a clown with a goat?
A Silly Billy!
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a mosquito?
A very itchy neck!
What do you get when you cross a hula dancer with a boxer?
A Hawaiian Punch!