What happens when you take Cialis and Propecia (or use Rogain) at the same time?
Just ask Don King.
Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Cialis
It may cause them to spin around and point north.
Q: What are the two main ingredients in Cialis?
A: Miracle Gro & Fix-a-flat!
Why did they put Cialis in chocolate bars?
You eat it, She says, "Oh, Oh Henry!"
Why has Cialis been a big boon to comedians?
Because it helps them stand up
How did the first man die from using Cialis?
The tablet got stuck in his throat and he died from a stiff neck.
Whats the generic form of Cialis?
A man goes into the chemist and asks for some Cialis.
'Have you got a prescription,' the chemist asks him.
'No, but will a picture of my wife do?' the man says.
Why couldn't they get the dead mans casket lid shut?
Because he overdosed on Cialis.
What happens to criminals who sell fake Cialis?
They face stiff penalties!
Why do nursing homes give their male patients Cialis?
To keep them from rolling out of bed.
Whats the difference between Niagara and Cialis?
Did you hear what happened to the guy who choked on Viagra?
He got a stiff neck!
Why shouldn't single men use Cialis?
"Because there is no sense in putting lead in your pencil if you have no one worth writing to."
What happens when you get the Cialis computer virus?
It turns your 3 1/2 inch floppy into a hard disk.
Why are guys using the Cialis-brand Chapstik?
Because its the best way to keep a "stiff upper lip!"
How many doses of Cialis does it take to change a light bulb?
One little tablet, and it's a whole new bulb.
Why shouldn't you mix prune juice and Cialis.
You won't know if your coming or going.
Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Cialis?
A man took twelve pills and his wife died.
Why is Cialis now being compared to Disneyland?
They're both one-hour wait for a 2-minute ride.
How did the American's finally find Osama Bin Laden?
The Americans heard he was hiding in a field. So they sprayed it with Cialis and the prick stood up!
Q: Have you heard the one about the lesbian that took Cialis?
A: She couldn't get her tongue back in her mouth for a month.
If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Cialis coverage, what are they going to use?
A growth chart?
How can you find guys who steal hundreds of bottles of Cialis?
Because they tend to be hardened criminals!
Six year old boy stuck on the toilet with Diarrhea.
He starts yelling for his mom to please bring him some Cialis.
Mom asks her son why he thinks he needs Cialis.
The boy says, "Well thats what you give dad when his shit don't get hard."