Cat and Ostrich Joke
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A guy walks in to a bar with a cat and an ostrich. He orders a pint for himself a half for the ostrich and a vodka for the cat...
Half an hour later the ostrich comes up to the bar and orders half for himself, a pint for the guy and a vodka for the cat.
Half an hour later the man comes to the bar and orders again... this goes on all night first the man, then the ostrich...
At the end of the night the barman says to him.... "I couldn't help noticing, you and the ostrich bought all the drinks".
The man replied "Well its a long story" and continues... "I was walking down a beach and saw a lamp, I gave it a rub and a genie appeared and gave me a wish, so I wished for a Bird with long legs and a tight pussy!!"