One day NikNasty is walking into town with a wagon load of duct tape. Farmer Jim say's where are you going with all that duct tape.
NikNasty says "I'm going to catch me some ducks"
"You aint gonna catch no ducks with that there duck tape" Says Farmer Jim
But sure enough the next day NickNasty comes back with some ducks and a wagon load of Chicken Wire
"What are you going to do with all that Chicken Wire? Now don't tell me...." Says Farmer Jim
NikNasty says " I'm gonna catch me some chickens"
"You aint going to catch no chickens with that there Chickenwire" Says Farmer Jim
But sure enough the next day Niknasty rolls into town with chickens and a wagon load of PussyWillows
Farmer Jim says "Is that a wagon load of PussyWillows?"
"Yup, the finest I could find" says NikNasty
Father Jim says "Wait I'll go get my coat"
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