In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting
for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt.
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her
skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step
of the bus.
Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached
behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough
slack to raise her leg.
Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.
So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her
skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once
again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind a third time to
unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily
by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.
She went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled, "How
dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"
The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with
you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was
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