Three men went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables,
the best friends decided to stay off the strip in a not so lavish hotel and
the guy that owned it had 18 daughters .
So the first man went up to they're
father and said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
the father said "no
but you can sleep with the pigs."
the second man went to the father and said
"can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
the father said " no but you can sleep
with the cows."
the third man said "can I sleep with your 18 daughters?"
the father said "yes."
so in the morning the three men and the father
had a conversation over breakfast
the
first man said "I slept like a pig"
the second man said "I slept like a cow"
the third man said "I felt like a golfer"
the father asked why?
he
said cause I got my balls in 18 holes.