Ron Artest Jokes

Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
He wanted to beat the crowd

Ron Artest has been suspended for the incident.
The good news he has been chosen to host the Vibe Awards next year.

Why is Metta World Peace a messy eater?
He's always dribbling.

How do you know when it's Ron Artest's Birthday?
Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.

What do you call a millionaire around a TV watching the NBA Finals?
Metta World Peace.

What does an Metta World Peace do when his team has won the NBA Finals?
He turns off the PlayStation 3.

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