Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
He wanted to beat the crowd
Ron Artest has been suspended for the incident.
The good news – he has been chosen to host the Vibe Awards next year.
Why is Metta World Peace a messy eater?
He's always dribbling.
How do you know when it's Ron Artest's Birthday?
Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
What do you call a millionaire around a TV watching the NBA Finals?
Metta World Peace.
What does an Metta World Peace do when his team has won the NBA Finals?
He turns off the PlayStation 3.