Ron Artest Jokes

Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?
He wanted to beat the crowd

Ron Artest has been suspended for the incident.
The good news � he has been chosen to host the Vibe Awards next year.

Why is Metta World Peace a messy eater?
He's always dribbling.

How do you know when it's Ron Artest's Birthday?
Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.

What do you call a millionaire around a TV watching the NBA Finals?
Metta World Peace.

What does an Metta World Peace do when his team has won the NBA Finals?
He turns off the PlayStation 3.

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