Q: What's a good christmas present for Rod Blagojevich?
A: A Good Lawyer!
Q: What will Governor Blagojevich do after getting kicked out of office?
A1: Become the official Lego Hair model.
A2: Get fired again by Donald Trump on Celebrity Apprentice!
A3: Host of the game show "Let's Make A Deal"
Q: How is Governor Blagojevich's dream similar to the one by Martin Luther King Jr?
A: Who knows, but for $100 he will tell you about it!
Statement: Time magazine reports that Governor Blagojevich has an approval rating 4%. That's with a margin of error of 5%.
Punchline: This means he could actually disapprove of himself.
Q: When federal agents arrived at Governor Blagojevich's house how much time did he need before being arrested?
A: 5 minutes to pack up his things and 4 hours to brush his hair!
Q: What is Governor Blagojevich's real last name?
Q: Rod Blagojevich was arrested for trying to sell a United States senate seat to the highest bidder, what happens next?
A: Blagojevich will go to prison where his seat/ass will be sold to the biggest bidder!
Q: What did Rod Blagojevich say when Barack Obama called on him to resign?
A: "Only if the price is right!"
Q: How did federal agents determine Blagojevich has a long history of bribes and kickbacks?
A: They searched his hair!
Q: Why did NBC change their minds about having Blagojevich appear on "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!"?
A: Because they thought he would be better represented on "The Biggest Loser"!
Q: What is the title to the new tell-all Rod Blagojevich book?
A: "The Idiot's Guide To Becomming Governor Of Illinois"