Q: Have you seen the new Ray Charles Pepsi commercial?
A: Neither has he!
Q: What's the definition of Endless Love?
A: Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis!
Q: Why can't Ray Charles read?
A: Because he's dead.
Q: How do you know if your girlfriend is ugly?
A: She makes Ray Charles flinch!
Q: Have you seen Ray Charles wife?
A: Neither has he!
Q: Why didn't Ray Charles make it to heaven?
A: He couldn't see the light.