Every woman should have four pets in her life. A
mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass
who pays for everything.
Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?
I would never speak to him again after what he
did to me. After all the stuff he said about me on Howard Stern? That guy is a
joke. [on Paris Hilton sex tape co-star Rick Salomon]
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