Paris Hilton has trademarked the words "that’s
hot”. In a related story Paris Hilton’s doctors have trademarked the words
"that’s contagious”.
-- Conan OBrien
"It's been reported that Paris Hilton frequently takes off her
engagement ring and lets it be passed around for different people to touch.
Paris says, 'I want my ring to have the same experiences that I've had.'"
"In a recent interview, Paris Hilton said she plans on retiring in two
years. Hilton said, 'For once I'd like to lie back, put my feet up and have
nobody between them.'"
"To raise money for charity, Paris Hilton was photographed recently
wearing nothing but high heels. When asked about it, Paris said, 'Since it was
for a good cause I decided to put on high heels.'"
"Media watchdogs are outraged over a new Carl's Jr. ad that features a
bikini-clad Paris Hilton hosing down a car while eating a burger. The ad is racy
but not as offensive as the ads Paris did for Oscar Meyer wieners."
"Paris Hilton's movie, 'House of Wax' made over 12 million dollars on
its opening weekend. Which makes it Paris Hilton's second biggest opening."
"In a new interview, Paris Hilton says she doesn't want to be known as
'the Hilton Hotel girl' her whole life. Which is good because most people know
her as 'the night vision porno tramp.'"
"President Bush said he doesn't really celebrate New Year's Eve and
plans on being in bed by 9:30. Meanwhile, Paris Hilton says she does celebrate
New Year's Eve and plans on being in bed by 9:30." --Conan O'Brien
"Interesting tidbit for you, over half of the adults in the United
States say they get their news about the presidential election from the
Internet. Not surprisingly, the most popular website is Swift Boat Veterans for Paris
Hilton." --Conan O'Brien
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