Orange Is The New Black Jokes

Why can't you talk with Piper Chapman?
Taylor's Chilling.

I think Orange jokes are un-a-peeling.

What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?
Orange Is The New Black.

How do you know if a Litchfield prison guard is gay?
The smell of his mustache.

What kind of picture did Judy King take in prison?
A Cellfie.

When did Chapman go to the Emerald City?
After Ruby Rose slipper (slipped her) a kiss.

What kind of froyo did Crazy Eyes get?
Chocolate and vanilla, swirl, swirl, swirrrrrrl.

What did Erica "Yoga" Jones say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.

What song did Yvonne "Vee" Parker sing to Red?
Here I am / Slock you like a hurricane.

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