Oprah Winfrey Jokes
Q: What is the Oprah Winfrey virus?
A: Your 250GB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 90GB, and then slowly expands to 500GB.
Q: How bad is the US economy?
A: Oprah Winfrey now gives away model cars!
Q: Where does Oprah Winfrey go to the bathroom?
A: Inside Barack Hussein Obama's mouth.
Q: Why did Barack Hussein Obama have sex with Oprah Winfrey?
A: Because he knew it would make the fat pig oink up tons of cash for him.
Q: What is Oprah Winfrey's ghost called?
A: Phantom of the Oprah.
Q: "Why are Oprah chai tea lattes selling so poorly at Starbucks ?"
A: "Because people have found them to be bitter, full of fake sweetener and contain too much fat!
Q: What did King Kong say to Oprah Winfrey?
A: Is it in?
Q: Why is Oprah's demographic mad at her for supporting Barack Obama over Hilary Clinton?
A: Women thought Oprah was their "sister", but they found out she's a "sistah" first!
Q: What did 50 Cent do after accussing Oprah of becoming a white woman after catering to them for so long?
A: He lip-synched 'What up Gansta' on 'TRL.'"
Q: What is the US government using the All Oprah All the time XM Satellite radio channel for?
A: Torturing inmates at Guantanamo Bay
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