Nancy Pelosi Jokes


Q: How can you tell if Nancy Pelosi will be tight-lipped about a hot button issue?
A: Because she will also be tight-foreheaded and tight-eyelided!

Q: Why should've Nancy Pelosi known that the CIA was lying to her about torture?
A: They also said that her makeup looks subtle!

Q: How does Nancy Pelosi shoot the shit with Middle East delgations?
A: By telling her favorite Bush jokes!

Q: According to a survey 7 out of 10 Americans think the country is going in the wrong direction, who are the other 3?
A: Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, & Harry Reid!



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