One-Liners Jokes

Q. How come Mike Tysonís eye's water during sex?
A. Mace

Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?
A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!

Q. What has four legs and no ears?
A. Mike Tyson's dog.

Q: What did Mike Tyson say to his girlfriend?
A: I'm EARresistable

Q: What is Mike Tyson's new slogan?
A: If ya can't beat 'em, E A T E M

Q: Why did Mike Tyson break up with his girlfriend?
A: Ear-Reconcilable Differences

Q: What did Mike Tyson say to Van Gogh?
A: "You gonna eat that?"

Q: Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer?
A: It has two bytes and no memory

What does Tyson call a lightweight boxer?

What is Mike Tyson's new religion?

What is Mike Tyson's favourite beer?

What is Tyson's favorite football team?
The Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS.

What do you get from Mike Tyson's Mouth?
Enough Wax to make a candle!

Did you here that Mike Tyson is going to fight a Russian?
His name is Ivan HACKENEAROFF!

What channel is Mike Tyson's next boxing match going to be on?
Pay Per Chew!

How does Mike Tyson differ from Metallica?
Metallica leaves your ears ringing and Tyson leaves your ears in a ring!

What is Mike Tyson's favorite move?

Who is Mike Tyson's favorite singer?
Lisa Lobe

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