Mike Tyson Jokes

Funny Mike Tyson Jokes:

What did Mike Tyson say to his girlfriend?
Your EARresistable

What is Mike Tyson's favourite beer?

What is Tyson's favorite football team?
The Tampa Bay Buc-an-EARS.

What channel is Mike Tyson's next boxing match going to be on?
Pay Per Chew!

Did you hear about the new Mike Tyson computer?
It has two bytes and no memory.

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