Martha Stewart Redneck Recommendations:
When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so
as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine
If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers
covering the label.
For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a
clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance
Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special
occasion
Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and
the deer is in sight
When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always
has the right of way
When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask
her to bring back beer
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