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Martha Stewart Redneck Jokes


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Martha Stewart Redneck Recommendations:

When decanting wine, make sure that you tilt the paper cup and pour slowly so as not to "bruise" the fruit of the vine

If drinking directly from the bottle, always hold it with your fingers covering the label.

For the groom, at least, rent a tux. A leisure suit with a cummerbund and a clean bowling shirt can create a tacky appearance

Though uncomfortable, say "yes" to socks and shoes for this special occasion

Dim your headlights for approaching vehicles, even if the gun is loaded and the deer is in sight

When approaching a four-way stop, the vehicle with the largest tires always has the right of way

When sending your wife down the road with a gas can, it is impolite to ask her to bring back beer

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