Q: Why are Madonna's sexual inhibitions like safe nuclear power?
A: Neither exists
Q: Did you hear about Madonna's more modest work in her new videos?
A: Neither did we
Q: What's Madonna's favorite vacation get away?
A: Down Under
Q: What's the difference between Madonna and a killer shark?
A: A man is better off being eaten by a shark
Q: What is the difference between Madonna and E.T.?
A: One's an inarticulate monster and the other's a fictional character in a Steven Spielberg film
Q: How does Madonna spell "art,"
Q: Did you hear about the big fight that Madonna, Cher, Jewel and Fabio had?
A: They're no longer on a first name basis.
Q: What's the difference between Madonna and a Kit Kat?
A: You only get four fingers in the Kit Kat.
Q: Difference between Madonna and the Titanic?
A: More people have gone down on Madonna.