A young latina comes home just in time to find her husband Kobe Bryant in bed with another white woman.
With superhuman strength borne of fury, she drags Kobe down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vice.
She then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next she picked up a hacksaw.
Kobe now terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said,
"Nope. You are. I'm going to set the mansion on fire."
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