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Q: What do Kate Middleton and my broken Xbox have in common?
A: They both have the ring of death!
Q: What are all men looking forward to after Kate & Williams marriage?
A: Licking the backside of Kate Middleton's stamp!
Q: What wedding present do most Englishmen give Kate & William?
A: 20% of their earnings for the past 5 years!
Q: What did Prince William say after being accused of marrying a commoner?
A: I don't need commanding, I would "commoner" any day!
Q: Why is the Royal Mail looking forward to putting Kate Middleton on stamps?
A: Because Englishmen won't mind licking her backside!
Q: How is Prince William getting ready for married life?
A: By saving the princess in Mario Kart!
Q: Why shouldn't the world go mad for the royal pair?
A: It's not all about the tits!
Q: What do Kate Middleton and my cock have in common?
A: They're both stuck up hot little bitches
Q: How is the Royal Mint promoting the new Kate Middleton silver coin?
A: "Any way you flip it, you'll get head every time!"
Q: What is the difference between the Manchester City trophy cabinet and Kate Middletons vagina?
A: Kate Middletons vagina wont be empty tonight!
Q: Why can't men wait unti Kate Middleton becomes Queen?
A: Because they'll be coming into some money!
Q: What's the difference between Diana and Kate Middleton?
A: A car crash
Q: Why should Kate Middleton be on coins?
A: So men can pound her!
Q: How will Kate Middleton know her marriage is over?
A: William will say, "Honey, let's take different cars tonight."
Q: What happened during Kate Middletons wedding night?
A: She was held against her Will!
Q: What's the difference between Arsenal and Kate Middleton?
A: Arsenal aren't tight at the back.
That Kate Middleton is a bit of a hottie, and she's got a cracking set of air bags on her.
They should come in handy in a few years time.
Kate Middleton asked the queen "What's the secret of a long life?"
To which the queen replied "Wear a seat belt and don't piss me off!
Prince William and Kate Middleton have cancelled Leroy the entertainer after he pulled a box of chocolates from his ass....
Apparently they don`t like Black Magic.
Prince William: You know it's a proven fact that women talk twice as much as men!
Catherine: That's because we have to repeat everything we tell our husbands!
Prince William: What?
Prince Charles: "My wife's an angel!"
Prince William: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
Confessions
Kate Middleton goes to Westminster Abbey church a week before her wedding to confess her sins to the priest. "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Tell all of your sins, my daughter."
"Oh, Father, last night my boyfriend made hot, passionate love to me seven times," Kate says.
The priest thinks about this long and hard and says, "Take seven lemons and squeeze the juice into a tall glass and drink it."
"Will this cleanse my soul of my sins?" Kate replies.
"No," the priest says, "But it’ll wipe that smile off your face!"
Royal Shower
Pippa and Kate Middleton were having a shower together.
Kate said to the Pippa "How come you dont have any hairs on your pussy"
Pippa replied, "Have you ever seen grass grow on a busy road?"
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