Q: What did Kanye West say at patrick swayze's funeral?
A: "Yo. Patrick, I'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute. but Michael Jackson had the best death of the year."
Q: Why did President George W Bush speak out against Kanye West's actions at the VMAs?
A: Because he said that "Kanye West doesn't care about white people!"
(Kanye West stated "George Bush doesn't care about black people" after Hurricane Katrina)
President Obama called Kanye West a "jackass" for his actions at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards!
Vice President Biden later stated "Ahhh, don't worry Kanye you get used to it after a while!"
Kim Kardashian gave birth to North West.
Does that mean her vagina is the Northwest Passage?
Q: Why are many right wing political groups applauding the actions of Kanye West?
A: He is the first black rapper to screw a young white girl then call her the next day to apologize!
Q: Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
A: Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger"
Q: What is the difference between Serena Williams and Kanye West?
A: At least Serena has the BALLS to back up her statements!
Q: Why is Kanye West a Gay Fish?
A: Because he likes putting fishsticks in his mouth!
Q: How Swift is Kanye?
A: About as West as Taylor.
I was walking along with my "worlds best friend" coffee mug when Kanye West walked up and slapped it outta my hands
Screaming "Beyonce is the worlds best friend!"
Yo Power Rangers! I'm really happy for you and I'mma let you finish posing.
But VOLTRON was the best spandex cald bike helmet rocking giant robot ninja show of all time!
Yo, Jessica im really happy fo ya and imma let you finish, but bart simpson is the best simpson of all time, ALL TIME!