Justin Timberlake Jokes

Justin Timberlake Short Jokes

Q: Why is Justin Timberlake so pale?
A: Because theres no light in the closet!

Q: Why doesn't NSYNC eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper!

Q: What does Justin Timberlake and the New Years crowd at Time Square have in common?
A: They're both waiting for balls to drop!

Q: What will happen if you call Lance Bass gay?
A: He will slap you with his man purse.

Q: What's the difference between NSYNC and Lady Gaga ?
A: One of them has balls and it ain't NSYNC

Q: Why is it sometimes alright to judge a book by its cover?
A: Sometimes it's named 'Justin Timberlake', and you know its crap!

Q: Why is NSYNC like Ms. Pac-man!
A: Just a token and they are ready to swallow!

I heard Justin Timberlake has an 8 inch dick,
But it's in his ass and belongs to Lance Bass.

Q: What does Justin Timberlakes asshole and his mouth have in common?
A: They both produce the same shit!

Q: Whats the difference between Justin Timberlake And a Snickers bar?
A: A Snickers bar has nuts!

Q: Why is Lance Bass' nickname "Shotgun"?
A: Give him a cock and he'll Blow!

Q: If Eminem is the King of Rap, what is Justin Timberlake?
A: The Queen of Crap!

A teen girl walks into a medical clinic and tells the doctor she has "JT Fever"
Doctor: Nope it is Herpes!

Justin Timberlake Bar Jokes


Daughter: Hey mom,I'm going to my room with my boyfriend.
Mom: Ok, don't do anything stupid.
(Boyfriend and Girlfriend enter the bedroom)
Daughter/Boyfriend: Get your sexy on (Go 'head be gone with it)
(Mom run's into the bedroom)
Mom: What are you doing?!
Daughter: We are having sex!
Mom: Oh thank god, I thought you were listening to Justin Timberlake


Two odd looking guys are sitting in a small cafe when a third guy decides to join them

They all get into a heated conversation about their physical attributes.

One says: I've got the smallest arm in the world!

Another says: I've got the smallest head in the world!

The last one says: I've got the smallest dick in the world!

The 3 guys decide to go to Guinness World Records office.

The first one goes in and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world!

The second returns happy too: I've really, got the smallest head of the world!

The last one returns angry and screams: WHO? THE FUCK IS? Justin Timberlake?

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