Marc Anthony and his wife were working in their garden one day when Marc looks over at J Lo and says: "Your butt is really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his J Lo was working and measured J Lo's bottom.
"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"
The J Lo chooses to ignore Marc. Later that night in bed, Marc is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.
"What's wrong?" he asks.
J Lo answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
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