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Q: What is Hugh Grant known for in England?
A: "The Englishman who went up a hill, but went down on a ho."

Q: What is the Title for the new Hugh Grant movie?
A: "Nine Months with Time Off for Good Behavior."
A2: "Four Twenties and a Hooker."

Q: How is Hugh Grant different from Christopher Reeve's horse?
A: Hugh has no problem jumping anything.

Q. What's Hugh Grant's favourite drink?
A. Horlicks.

Q: Why did Hugh Grant buy a BMW?
A: More head room.

Q.> Why did Hugh Grant fire his lawyer???
A1.> Because hiring someone to get him off was what
got him in trouble in the first place!
A2.> Since being busted he has decided to take matters
into his own hands.

Q.> Why did Hugh Grant get a light sentence?
A.> The evidence wouldn't stand up in court.

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