Hilary Duff Jokes

Q: Why isn't Hilary Duff interested in education?
A: She said that she was not interested in learning about anything that was so yesterday. 

Q: What does Hilary's alarm clock say?
A: Wake up, Wake up 

Q: What's the difference between Hilary Duff and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. 

Q: What does a Hilary Duff make best for dinner?
A: Reservations. 

Q: Whats does the Hilary Duff and Joel Madden break up prove?
A: That in addition to great minds thinking alike, idiots do not. 

My Disney Channel was "Even Stevens", "That's so Raven", & "Lizzie McGuire" It didn't involve talking fish or 11 year olds in high school.

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