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David Carradine Jokes


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Q: What is David Carradine's favorite game?
A: Hangman

Q: What do David Carradine and black men have in common?
A: They are both well hung.

Q: Why did David Carradine have a porno in his car?
A: Because it was Auto-Erotic

Q: Is it true that David Carradine is hung like an elephant?
A: No, they don't hang elephants in Thailand.

Q: What's the difference between David Carradine and Heath Ledger?
A: Nothing, now.

Q: What’s the difference between David Carradine and David Carradine jokes?
A: The jokes will get old.

Q: What's David Carradine's favorite song?
A: One night in Bangkok.

Q: What type of memorial service will David Carradine have?
A: A Kung Funeral

Q: What is David Carradine's favorite Chinese food dish?
A: Egg foo hung myself.

Q: Why didn't David Carradine cross the road?
A: Because he hung himself last night.

Q: What do David Carradine's neck and penis have in common?
A: A rope.

Q: How is the Thailand government honoring David Carradine?
A: By changing the capital city name "Hangkok"?

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