Q:What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?
Q: What does Bruce Lee eat when he's hungry?
Q: What did Bruce Lee tell Osama Bin Laden ?
A: Your crude bombs are no match for my broken rythme....
Q: What did Bruce Lee tell president obama?
A: Flow like water never go stale...
Q: What is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?
A: Mu Lee
Q: What is Bruce Lee's favorite film?
A: Coo Lee
Q: When did Bruce Lee die?
A: Final Lee
Q: What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch?
A: Tha Lee
Q: What is Bruce Lee's sister-in-law's name?
A: Saa Lee
Q: Bruce Lee's favorite festival?
A: Diwa Lee
Q: Bruce Lee's favorite Actress?
A: Sona lee
Q: Do you know what happened to Bruce Lee after he fought Chuck Norris?
A: He became Bruised Lee
Bruce Lee is so awesome chuck norris pissed himself
Bruce Lee doesn't get sea sick, the sea gets Bruce Lee sick.
Bruce Lee so awesome he made chuck norris drink his own pee then pee it out again and insert it in his veins
Bruce Lee is so awesome they're remaking the wrath of kahn into the wrath of lee
Bruce Lee is so awesome even Naruto didn't belive it!
Bruce Lee once roundhouse kicked Chuck Norris, breaking him in half.
Bruce Lee always judges a book by its cover.
Bruce Lee gave Mona Lisa her smile. It happened when she saw Bruce naked.
Bruce Lee's semen cures cancer and AIDS.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Bruce Lee.
Bruce Lee does not own a stove, oven, or microwave, because revenge is a dish best served cold.
Bruce Lee doesn't wear condoms, because there is no such thing as protection from Bruce Lee
One time Bruce Lee and a wookie got into a fight. Bruce Lee ripped the wookie's arms off.
Bruce Lee so awesome he doesnt have babies other men give theres to him cuz theyre actualy his to begin with....
Bruce Lee is so awesome he did the cinnamon challenge and the saltine cracker challenge in under one minute while on salvia
Bruce Lee is so famous they made a last minute name change to the land of the lost calling it the land of the lee
Dont spread the love spread the Bruce Lee...
Bruce Lee doesnt have a middle name cuz the bruce kicked it and the lee punched it till it was a quivering pile of rotten meant...it slunked away and that is how chuck norris was born..
Bruce Lee is so awesome that he got cancer but his tumor fell off and lost its awesomeness and thats how jacob kiner was born