Q: Why Did Britney Spears shave her head?
A: She wanted the drapes to match the carpet.
Q. What do you call Britney Spears when she is upset?
A. Britney Tears
Q: How do you know when the stock market is unstable?
A: The morning bell is rung by Britney Spears!
Q: What Do Britney Spears and Barbie have in common?
A: They're both blonde, plastic and brainless!
Q: What did Britney's right leg say to her left leg?
A: Nothing, they've never been together!!
Q: What do you call Britney Spears with a brain?
A: Pregnant
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed ?
A: Hit me baby one more time.
S1: Did You hear Britney Spears had a baby boy.
S2: They baby is doing fine, the mother is doing fine, the husband still isn?'t doing anything at all.
S1: Britney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline, has his own rap album now.
S2: He works under the rap name, La-Z.
Q: What did Britney Spears name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
Q:How do you know if Britney has been at your computer?
A: There's white out all over the screen
Q: Why did Britney jump off the building?
A: She thought her maxi pads had wings
Q. Why did Britney Spears climb over the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Q: Why does britney have such a big belly button?
A: Her boyfreind's are blond too!
Q: Why couldn't Britney dial 911?
A: She couldn't find the 11
Q: What did Britney's left leg say to her right leg?
A: Nothing! They never met!
Q: What Do Britney Spears and Barbie have in common?
A: They're both blonde, plastic and brainless!
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