Britney Spears Jokes


Q: Why Did Britney Spears shave her head?
A: She wanted the drapes to match the carpet.

Q. What do you call Britney Spears when she is upset?
A. Britney Tears

Q: How do you know when the stock market is unstable?
A: The morning bell is rung by Britney Spears!

Q: What Do Britney Spears and Barbie have in common?
A: They're both blonde, plastic and brainless!

Q: What did Britney's right leg say to her left leg?
A: Nothing, they've never been together!!

Q: What do you call Britney Spears with a brain?
A: Pregnant 

Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed ?
A: Hit me baby one more time.

Did You hear Britney Spears had a baby boy. 
They baby is doing fine, the mother is doing fine, the husband still isn?'t doing anything at all.

Britney Spears' husband, Kevin Federline, has his own rap album now.
He works under the rap name, La-Z.

Q: What did Britney Spears say after she let one rip?
A: "Oops I Sharted Again"

Q: What did Britney Spears name her pet zebra? 
A: Spot. 

Q:How do you know if Britney has been at your computer? 
A: There's white out all over the screen

Q: Why did Britney jump off the building?
A: She thought her maxi pads had wings

Q. Why did Britney Spears climb over the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: Why does britney have such a big belly button?
A: Her boyfreind's are blond too!

Q: Why couldn't Britney dial 911? 
A: She couldn't find the 11

Q: What did Britney's left leg say to her right leg?
A: Nothing! They never met!

Q: What Do Britney Spears and Barbie have in common?
A: They're both blonde, plastic and brainless!

Britney Spears was asked to model for Victoria Secret's latest Panty line. Everything was fine until she was told that she would actually have to wear one!



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