Brad and Angelina Jokes

Q: Now that Tomkat (Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes) have had a silent birth everyone's wondering what Brangelina are going to do?
A: Sources say that they are going to have the baby in Africa and adopt it right away.

Q: What did Brad Pitt say when threatened with no sex from Angelina unless he gives up smoking?
A: ... But what about afterwards?

Q: What did Brad Pitt say when Angelina brought her mixed race kids and family to Brad's Malibu Mansion?
A: What will the neighbors say?

Q: What do Brad Pitt and his kids never talk about?
A: Pillow Fight Club.

Q: When Bill Maher was asked is it Bradgelina or Brangelina?
A: "Just let the two hottest people in the world fuck each other."

One day three midgets decided they wanted to be in the Guiness book of world records the first one says
"I have pretty short arms", so he goes and succeeds.
The second one says "I have pretty short legs," so he goes and succeeds.
The third one says "I have a very small penis," and when he comes back he says "Who the hell is Brad Pitt?"

Q: What happened when Angelina delivered a baby looking like George Clooney?
A: Brad went on to berate Clooney "I know you like to play practical jokes, but this time you've gone too far!"

Q: What happened when Brad found out Angelina was bi-sexual (openly bi-sexual and had a relationship with Jenny Shimizu, her co-star in Foxfire in 1996)
A: You tell me this after I gave Jennifer the house!!!!!

"You wouldn't sleep with Angelina Jolie for a million dollars, would you?", asked the cuddling wife.
"Don't be ridiculous", said the husband. "How am I gonna raise a million dollars?"

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