Boy George Jokes


What did Boy George say to Micheal Jackson? 
"You Beat It, and I'll cumma cumma cum."

Why did Boy George falsely imprison a male escort by handcuffing him to a wall in a London apartment?
Menopause

Why did Revlon's stock price drop 30 percent recently?
Singer Boy George was sentenced to 15 months in jail on Friday after being convicted of falsely imprisoning a male escort by handcuffing him to a wall in a London apartment. 

Why was the Boy George false imprisonment conviction overturned?
The judge ruled having Karma Chameleon stuck in your head for three days does not constitute false imprisonment!

What do you call a dentist that listens to Boy George?
A Tooth fairy

Why did Boy George get kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.

What is Boy Georges favorite planet?
Uranus

How do you know your a homosexual?
When you make Boy George look straight.

How can you find Boy George in a grocery store?
He is the heroin addict with his cart flipped upside down fixing the wheels!



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