South Joke

If Microsoft Was Headquartered in the South:

Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders
Instead of an hourglasss icon you'd get an empty beer bottle
Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag
Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-ight" or "Naw"
Instead of "Ta-Da!", the opening sound would be Dueling Banjos
New shutdown WAV: "Y'all come back now!"
Hardware could be reparied using parts from a '77 Trans Am
Four words: Daisy Duke screen saver
Spreadsheet software would include examples to inventory dead cars in your front yard
Flight simulator replaced by Tractor pull simulator

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