One day God was looking over creation and He decided that He wasn't really happy with the way things turned out. So He called the 3 most powerfull men on earth, Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin and Bill Gates, to come and see Him. He told them that this expirement with life on earth was a failure, and that in 3 days He was going to end it. So basically they had 3 days to prepair their people.
So Vladimir Putin convenes an emergency meeting of the Russian Parliment and says: "I have bad news, and really bad news. First of all, there is a God. Secondly everything we have worked for since the revolution will be totally destroyed in 3 days."
Bill Clinton makes a State of the Union address to the American people on TV and says: "I have good news and bad news. First of all, there is a God. Secondly, everything we have worked for since the revolution will be destroyed in 3 days."
Bill Gates convenes a meeting of the board of directors and says: "I have good news, and really good news. First of all, there is a God, and He spoke to me personally. Secondly, in 3 days, and we won't have to fix the bugs in Windows XP!"