Bill Gates Jokes

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Hi, My Name is Bill Gates and today I'm going to teach you how to count to ten.
1, 2, 3.1, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.

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I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me. Not my fault they don't have Windows.

How many Microsoft technicians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. Two to hold the ladder and one to hammer the bulb into a faucet.

How many Microsoft vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight. One to work the bulb and seven to make sure that Microsoft gets $2 for every light bulb ever changed anywhere in the world.

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