Q: What's the first thing Barack and Michelle will ask their new pastor in Washington, D.C.?
A: 'Have you ever been videotaped screaming 'God damn America!'?
Q: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Q: Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?
A: He thought Barry sounded too American.
Q: Which person did President Obama thank first for helping him win the 2008 election?
A: Sarah Palin
Q: Why has America gotten past our racist past?
A: Because we picked a black man to clean up our mess!
Q: What does Barack Obama think is more dangerous than the Middle East?
A: Reverend Jeremiah Wright and a microphone!
Q: Why is it surprising that Dick Cheney and Barack Obama are related?
A: Because Dick Cheney now has more blacks and gays in his own family than in the entire Republican Party!
Q: What did Barack Obama say in his 30 minute primetime infomercial?
A: 'If you vote early, we'll throw in a set of steak knives and a can of Oxiclean.'"
Q: Why shouldn't Sarah Palin look into Barack Obama's campaign contributions saying that Obama may have received $3.3 million from abroad?
A: It turns out that broad is Oprah Winfrey!
Q. What's the difference between Obama bin Biden and Osama bin Laden?
A. With Obama bin Biden you get two for the price of one.
Q, Why did Barack Obama cross the road?
A. To help the other side!
Q: Why should Obama have choosen Evan Bayh for Vice President?
A: The name Birch Evans Bayh III makes Barack Hussein Obama sound almost normal.
Q: Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
A: The ink isn't dry yet.
Q: Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
A: He accidently smoked it.
Q: Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
A: It got mixed in with his Rezko mortgage records and shredded.
Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
A. Because it would be racist.
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A: Barack Obama!
Q: Why will Jay Leno vote for Barack Obama?
A: Because he's running out of George Bush jokes.
Q. How will Osama Bin Laden vote for Barack Obama?
A. Absentee ballot!
Q: Why will Bill Ayers vote for Barack Obama?
A: Bill thinks Obama's the bomb.
Q: How did he get the 200,000 people at one of his 2008 presidential election World Tour rallies to cheer?
A: He said he'd make David Hasselhoff his chief of staff!
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