Q: What's the name of the TV Sitcom featuring Eliot Spitzer, his wife, and Ashley?
A: You, Me, and Dupre!
Q: On Ashley's Myspace page it states her first love is music, whats her second love?
A: Having sex with governors for money!
Q: What advice did Britney Spears give Ashley Dupre?
A: First become a pop star then a hooker!
Q: What's worst than having sex with Eliot Spitzer?
A: Other people knowing you had sex with Eliot Spitzer!
Q: What do you call a Ashley Dupre with her hand down her skirt?
Q: What's the difference between a Ashley Dupre, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The Ashley Dupre says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige. . . I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Q: What's the difference between a drug dealer and Ashley Dupre?
A: Ashley Dupre can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: Why did the nun get angry after asking Ashley Dupre what she wanted to do with he life?
A: She thought Ashley said Protestant!
Q: What the difference between Ashley Dupre and a hooker?
A: Ashley gets paid way more than a hooker!
What goes up and down quicker than a lift, Ashley Alexandra Dupres Knickers.