Anna Nicole Smith Jokes

Q: What's the difference between a Hard Rock Hotel and a Days Inn?
A: Anna Nicole Smith wouldn't be seen dead in a Days Inn.
(Anna was found dead at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida on February 8th, 2007)

Q: Why did Anna Nicole Smith marry 80-year old billionaire J. Howard Marshall?
A: Because a successful husband is one who makes more money than his wife can spend!

Q: Why should Anna Nicole Smith marry for money?
A: Because you can borrow it for cheaper and get bailed out if necessary!

Q: Why did Anna Nicole Smith change her hair color from blonde to red?
A: Because red is easier to spell!

Q: How do you make Anna Nicole Smith's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in her ear!

Q: What do Anna Nicole Smith and peanut-butter have in common?
A: They both spread for the bread!

Q: Why does Anna Nicole Smith always wear panties?
A: To keep her ankles warm.

Q: Why did Anna Nicole Smith wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing AIDS

Q: What did Anna Nicole Smith do when she heard that 90% of accidents in the US occur around the home?
A: She moved to the Bahamas!

Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and Anna Nicole Smith have in common?
A: They both swallowed a lot of semen.

Q: What is the difference between butter and Anna Nicole Smith?
A: Butter is difficult to spread!

Q: Why did Anna Nicole Smith always want a boob job?
A: Because it's the only job she was qualified for!

Q: Why was Anna Nicole Smith's navel always sore?
A: Because Dannielynn's father was also blond!

Q: Why didn't Anna Nicole Smith know Dannielynn's fathers name even though they had sex?
A: Her parents told her NEVER to talk to strangers!

Q: Why was Anna Nicole Smith afraid of taking a paternity test?
A: Anna never scores well on tests!

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