In her latest arrest it is reported Amanda Bynes shouted at police: "Don't you know who I am?"
They responded, "No, but we know who you were."
Q: What does Amanda Bynes use for birth control?
A: Her personality
Q: How do you know you've found Amanda Bynes?
A: She has more rappers in her than your Ipod
Q: Why doesn't Drake murder Amanda Bynes vagina?
A: Fear Factor doesn't have enough money.
Q: Why did Amanda Bynes shave her head?
A: She wanted the drapes to match the carpet.
If a drug dealer gave you a pill called "Amanda Bynes" would you take it?
Q: What does Amanda Bynes and Barbie have in common?
A: They're both blonde, plastic and brainless!
If someone could convince Justin Bieber to drive Amanda Bynes and Lindsay Lohan off of a cliff, we could kill two birds with one stoner.
Q: What do you call Amanda Bynes with two brain cells?
Q: Why couldn't Amanda Bynes dial 911?
A: She couldn't find the 11
Q: How do you get Amanda Bynes off of her knees?
Q: What can strike Amanda Bynes without her even knowing it?
A: a thought.
Q: What's shorter than an Asian's dick?
A: Amanda Bynes' temper.
Amanda Bynes walks into a medical clinic and tells the doctor she has "Drake Fever"
Doctor: Nope it is Herpes!
Amanda Bynes legally changed her name to "Da Bynes" because she's an independent woman who don't need "aman".
Amanda Bynes is starring in the sequel of "Dude, Where's My Car?"
If Britney Spears survived 2007, does that mean Amanda Bynes will survive 2013?
"Nervous Breakdowns" are now categorized on 3 different levels: Minor, Major, and Amanda Bynes.
Dear Amanda Bynes, Aaron Hernandez will murder your vagina.
Amanda Bynes so crazy I told her to do the robot.....and now R2D2 has AIDS
Amanda Bynes so crazy she did the splits and gave the floor a hickey!
Amanda Bynes so crazy she hides her own Easter eggs.
Amanda Bynes so crazy shes allergic to Alcohol, Marijuana, and Common Sense.
Amanda Bynes so crazy that her crazy act on "The Amanda Show" was real.
Amanda Bynes so crazy she put tennis balls in the microwave to see if they'll hatch.
Amanda Bynes so crazy she named her pet zebra "Spot".
Amanda Bynes so crazy she looks like a cabbage patch kid with a blonde weave and goes around calling other people ugly.
Amanda Bynes so crazy her main goal in life is to become the president of Bulemia.
Amanda Bynes so crazy I asked her how to spell PENIS, and she said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tounge.
Amanda Bynes was driving down the freeway, her iPhone rang.
Answering, she heard her moms voice urgently warning her, "Amanda, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I-278. Please be careful!"
"Hell," said Amanda, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
Riding A Horse
Standing beside a valiant stallion, Amanda Bynes decides she must ride this animal despite having no previous riding experience. Soon, she finds herself atop the horse's back, galloping through a lush green meadow.
Unsuspecting, the horse suddenly picks up speed and she finds herself euphoric over the freedom she is experiencing.
Once again, the magnificent animal picks up speed except this time her inexperience gets the better of her. She finds herself barely able to hang on.
The startled horse is now in a dead run and the beautiful blonde finds herself hanging off to one side of the horse, her head just inches from the ground... catastrophe seconds away.
She begins to frantically scream for help when all of a sudden.........
Victor, the Wal-Mart door man, calmly walks up and unplugs the ride.