A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of
the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this
process by checking her mail again.
She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented:
"You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep
looking into that mail box."
The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling
me that I have mail."