A blonde phoned a retail pharmacy to talk about her prescription.
He said to the pharmacist, "My doctor ordered this prescription for me. Your store filled it and gave me a bottle with 100 capsules in it about two weeks ago. I'm supposed to take one capsule every six hours and I've been doing that. This little packet came out of the bottle while I was getting my capsule once.
The packet said, "do not eat" on it. That was four days ago, and I'm really hungry!"
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