Three brothers went hunting in the woods.
The first brother came back with a stag. His brothers asked him, "How did you kill it?"
He replied., "Well, I find stag tracks, I follow stag tracks, and BANG, I shoot stag!"
A few nights later, the second brother went hunting.
He brought back a hare. His brothers asked him, "How did you kill it?"
He replied, "Well, I find hare tracks, I follow hare tracks, and BANG, I shoot hare!"
A few days later, the third brother, a blonde, went hunting. He came back with a broken arm, in a wheelchair, and bloody and bruised.
His brothers asked, "What happened to you?"
He replied, "Well, I find train tracks, I follow train tracks, and BANG, train hit me!"