Light Bulb Joke
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A drunk alcoholic is messing around with the cops after they handcuffed him.
What did you have for breakfast? Ketchup and liquor
What did you have for lunch? Ketchup and liquor
What did you have for dinner? Ketchup and liquor
The police officer smiled and asked the last question.
What did you do when you saw a hot blonde girl walking down the street? Ketchup and liquor! (catch up and licked her)