A blonde and a brunette (sisters) just inherited a ranch. They thought that the ranch looked a little empty so they wanted to buy a bull, together they had $500 to spend. The brunette fount an ad in the paper that had a healthy bull for sale for $500, so the brunette went to look at him. The brunette decided to buy him. She had to send a telegram to her sister telling her to come with a trailer to get the bull. the telegrams cost $1 per word. The brunette sent the word comfortable. The telegram guy asked "Why comfortable?"
"Because my sisters a blonde and she will read it slow and she will think it says come for the bull."