Comfortable Blonde Joke
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A blonde and a brunette (sisters) just inherited a ranch. They thought that the
ranch looked a little empty so they wanted to buy a bull, together they had $500
to spend. The brunette fount an ad in the paper that had a healthy bull for sale
for $500, so the brunette went to look at him. The brunette decided to buy him.
She had to send a telegram to her sister telling her to come with a trailer to
get the bull. the telegrams cost $1 per word. The brunette sent the word
comfortable. The telegram guy asked "Why comfortable?"
"Because my sisters
a blonde and she will read it slow and she will think it says come for the bull."