There was a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. They find a genie at the end of a cliff.
The genie says," You have 3 wishes."
The redhead jumped off the cliff and yelled," Whale," and swam away.
The brunette jumped off and yelled," Bird," and flew away.
The blonde jumped off and yelled," Crap," and she fell into the water and floated away.