Q: How do blonde brain cells die?
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Q: What does a blonde and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?
A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.
Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Q: Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?
A: She got cold and turned off the fan.
Q: Why did the blonde have square tits?
A: Because she forgot to take the tissues out of the boxes.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement?
A: An IN-body experience!