Two Drunks Joke

Two drunk lads return home to their flat after a night of drinking.
As they retire to there bunk beds, the drunk on the top bunk says the following prayer:
"With God I go to bed, With God I get up, the Virgin Mary and the Holy Spirit.
A minute later the drunkard falls off the top bunk.
And the other says "You see? That's what you get for sleeping with so many people."

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