Three Bouncers Joke
There's 3 bouncers and they are being interviewed by the owner of a club who has no ears.
Th first bouncer walks in, the guy interviewing is like 'This a job based on observation, make an observation about me."
The bouncer being interviewed is like "You got no ears," the owner giving the interview says "Get out!".
Second bouncer walks in sits down, the guy says "This a job based on observation, make an observation about me."
The bouncer is like, "You got no ears," the club owner says "Get out!"
The third bouncer is walking to the door, but the second bouncer stops him and says, 'Don't mention his ears he gets very sensitive about it."
Third guy says "OK" he goes in sits down, the owner is like "This a job based on observation, make an observation about me,"
The bouncer is like "You're wearing contacts," the club owner is like "How can you tell?"
The bouncer is like "You can't wear glasses you got no ears."