Reincarnation Joke

These three men died in a bar fight and went to Heaven.
God told these Men that they could return to Earth an animal of their choice (excluding humans).
And they were told to jump off a cliff and say what animal they wanted to be.
the first one ran, jumped and said eagle.
The second one did the same and said bear.
the third one did the same but when he got close to the cliff he slipped and said shit.

Sure enough they turned into what they said.

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