This monkey walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any bananas?"
The bartender says no, and the monkey leaves.
The next day, the monkey returns and asks, "Do you have any bananas?" The bartender again says no, and the monkey leaves.
Two days later the monkey returns walks up to the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any bananas?"
The bartender, losing his patience, screams at the monkey, "I told you monkey, I don't have any bananas and if you ask me again I will nail your paws and tail to the floor!!"
The monkey looked startled and leaves.
Two days later the monkey returns walks up to the bar and asks the bartender, "Do you have any nails?"
The bartender replied, "No," and the monkey said, "Good! Got any bananas?"
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