Learn ABCs Joke
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At school a boy has to go to the bathroom and his teacher says "Okay, but learn your ABC's when you get home."
When he goes home he asks his mom (whose on the phone) to teach him some letters and she replies"shut-up"
His dad (watching foot ball) says "score"
his sister(headphones on while taking out trash) says "you're garbage you're garbage"
his brother (watching batman ) says "nunununu BATMAN!"
The next day when he goes to school his teacher says say your ABC's "shut-up" he replies.
Do you want to go to the principles office? "score" he says.
I'm disappointed in you."you're garbage you're garbage".
Who do you think you are? "Nunununu BATMAN!"