A man stomps into a bar, obviously angry. He growls at the bartender, "Gimme
a beer", takes a slug, and shouts out, "All lawyers are
assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar retorts, "You take that
back!" The angry man snarls, "Why? Are you a lawyer?" The guy
replies, "No, I'm an asshole!"
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